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	<title>Comments on: The 25 Funniest Analogies (Collected by High School English Teachers)</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: bottleJuice</title>
		<link>http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/#comment-18410</link>
		<dc:creator>bottleJuice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Judy Rose,

Your blog post made my day. Coupled with the brilliant smile of yours, I did enjoy the show :)...My favorite amongst the lot is: 

#21.The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. 

Although I dont write often but maybe you can check out my blog and leave me some writing tips :)...Keep up the good work. Appreciate your candour.

thanks,
Shamit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Judy Rose,</p>
<p>Your blog post made my day. Coupled with the brilliant smile of yours, I did enjoy the show :)&#8230;My favorite amongst the lot is: </p>
<p>#21.The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. </p>
<p>Although I dont write often but maybe you can check out my blog and leave me some writing tips :)&#8230;Keep up the good work. Appreciate your candour.</p>
<p>thanks,<br />
Shamit</p>
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		<title>By: Jacquelyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jacquelyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I do believe that these analogies are really from high school students.  I received this list, complete with the student's names and the states where they lived, from my Creative Writing Professor back in the fall of 2004.  I have it posted at my website.

http://www.jacquelynfisher.com/writing/aaw/humorousanalogies.php</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do believe that these analogies are really from high school students.  I received this list, complete with the student&#8217;s names and the states where they lived, from my Creative Writing Professor back in the fall of 2004.  I have it posted at my website.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jacquelynfisher.com/writing/aaw/humorousanalogies.php" rel="nofollow">http://www.jacquelynfisher.com/writing/aaw/humorousanalogies.php</a></p>
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		<title>By: BeckoningChasm</title>
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		<dc:creator>BeckoningChasm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These are great.  They make me think that the stories attached to them must be equally hilarious.  &lt;i&gt;Somebody&lt;/i&gt; has a future at the &lt;i&gt;Harvard Lampoon&lt;/i&gt;...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are great.  They make me think that the stories attached to them must be equally hilarious.  <i>Somebody</i> has a future at the <i>Harvard Lampoon</i>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: judyrose</title>
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		<dc:creator>judyrose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Emilie,
They aren't all similes (see 9, 15, 19, and 21) so I used the broader term "analogies." And yes, they're funny no matter what we call them.  -Judy</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Emilie,<br />
They aren&#8217;t all similes (see 9, 15, 19, and 21) so I used the broader term &#8220;analogies.&#8221; And yes, they&#8217;re funny no matter what we call them.  -Judy</p>
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		<title>By: emilie</title>
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		<dc:creator>emilie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>umm these are similies. not analogies. but theyre still funny</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>umm these are similies. not analogies. but theyre still funny</p>
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		<title>By: ahzam</title>
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		<dc:creator>ahzam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it is funny and i liked it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it is funny and i liked it</p>
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		<title>By: ^_^ &#171; Loona</title>
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		<dc:creator>^_^ &#171; Loona</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] November 29, 2007 &#8212; loona   lolz0rs   Posted in Abstract, School. Tags: 25 funniest analogies, english, [...]</description>
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		<title>By: House of Eratosthenes</title>
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		<dc:creator>House of Eratosthenes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] funniest analogies from high school essays, from Writing English. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] funniest analogies from high school essays, from Writing English. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Bookworm Room &#187; They&#8217;re learning something in school, but what?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bookworm Room &#187; They&#8217;re learning something in school, but what?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Rose, who blogs at Writing English, has a very funny post up today, which collects a series of anguished analogies from high school student essays (or so we&#8217;re [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Rose, who blogs at Writing English, has a very funny post up today, which collects a series of anguished analogies from high school student essays (or so we&#8217;re [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Paulszukerman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paulszukerman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 16:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for the good articles have helped me a lot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for the good articles have helped me a lot.</p>
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